The Past/Pest That Keeps Coming Back

Recently, my ex-boyfriend from 2 years ago started texting me again. Sigh. After trying so hard to erase him from my life, he still managed to find a way to get my cellphone number and text me, "Can we be friends na? Kasi I know you're happy na naman eh!"

Oh well, I'm trying to be civil this time. However, I did something slightly evil while texting him. Anyway, since he has absolutely no sense of irony he probably never got it. It's no fun being bad when the other person doesn't squirm anyway.